Pick Up Lines That Work

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We know that most of you reading this article aren’t pick up masters. Wooing women can be hard taking into consideration of individuality, tastes, likes and dislikes. There are some who may like a cute one-liner, sometimes; it may fail to get that oomph out of the situation. But, then some women like to play a little (but backs off at the sight of cheesiness).So, the chances are an assured fail unless you have read some of the best and quirkiest pick up lines listed here. So, stop wondering what to say and read our compilation of pick up lines that work. If you are lucky, you may earn her number as well.

Pick Up Lines That Work
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  1. “I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [no.] “Well then, please start.”
  2. Hi my name is… [It’s simple and upright]
  3. “You look like someone [pause for two seconds with a smile] that I would like to meet.””That’s a nice thing to say.”[A smile] “What’s your name?” “OK [with a smile]”
  1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
  2. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  3. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
  4. “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
  5. “If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.”
  6. “Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
  7. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
  8. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”
  9. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
  10. “I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
  11. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by so that I could stare at you a bit longer.”
  12. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
  13. “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
  14. “Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach, that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
  15. “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
  16. “I was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on.”
  17. “Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
  18. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
  19. “I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.”
  20. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
  21. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
  22. “Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
  23. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
  24. “Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.”
  25. “I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”
  26. “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
  27. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
  28. “My doctor says I lack Vitamin U.”
  29. “Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.”
  30. “You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
  31. “Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”
  32. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
  33. “Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.”
  34. “You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”
  35. “Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.”
  36. “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
  37. “If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
  38. “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”
  39. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
  40. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
  41. “Do you have a twin, sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”
  42. “Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”
  43. “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
  44. “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
  45. “I’m not this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  46. “You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.”
  47. “Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”
  48. “Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
  49. “There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.”
  50. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
  51. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
  52. “No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”
  53. “Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”
  54. “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
  55. “Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot, and I want s’more.”
  56. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!”
  57. “Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”
  58. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”
  59. “Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you lack some Vitamin Me.”

 

 

 

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